I would like to be able to search for the existence of a certain string in ANY of the properties of a given node.
For example, take: match(mynode) where mynode.names contains "Alfred Pennyworth" return mynode
except I want to do this for ALL of the properties. If mynode has a properties "names" "college" "fingers" "thumbtack_weight_in_tons" etc etc, I want to be able to see if ANY of those properties contain the string "Alfred Pennyworth".
Theoretically, if I knew all the properties of every node, I could search them one at a time, but I'm working with a very irregular data set.
Any help?